We thought our big kitchen reveal week was the perfect time to showcase a reader’s kitchen makeover. This redesign comes from a male blogger who writes as “Beard” (he’s joined by his daughter, “Pigtails”). Beard’s voice is entertaining and his kitchen transformation is impressive. Here’s his note about the project:
I recently gutted and rebuilt the kitchen in my 1950s brick ranch using budget-friendly materials like Ikea cabinets and reclaimed wood for a bench and table.

Goals for the reboot:
- Make the most of about 100 square feet. Eliminate clutter and keep only essentials.
- Open the room by removing excess cabinetry, downsizing appliances, and removing the soffit and ceiling fan. Install recessed lighting for a clean ceiling.
- Add a robot to help with cooking and cleanup — Rosie.
- Move the dishwasher from a cramped corner to a spot beside the sink.
- Build a narrow table that fits the space without overwhelming it.
- Create a warm, distinctive look that feels different from typical remodels.
The result hit every goal except one.


Yep — the kitchen will probably never be this clean again. Ever. — Beard

For the full backstory, including the interesting origin of the table, visit Beard’s blog on the Beard & Pigtails site for more photos and details about the build. Thanks to Beard for adding a bit of testosterone to this week’s reader redesign — virtual fist bump.
Psst — we also announced this week’s Crate & Barrel giveaway winner. Check the original post to see if you won.