How to Choose a Ceramic Ram Wall Sculpture for Your Home

Hi, I’m Sherry Petersik, and I have a weakness for white ceramic animals. This one, however, is cast in white resin. Can you guess which creature stole my heart this time? Here’s a hint.

white resin ram head on bedroom floor

I’m adding some filler text so the photo below doesn’t give it away before you make a guess. Ready? What animal do you think it is?

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Alright — here’s how it happened. I couldn’t resist begging John to drive me to TJ Maxx after a reader named Nina sent an email with a tip:

I thought of you guys when I saw this white resin ram’s (?) head at the Broad Street TJ Maxx today. I took a quick pic in the TJX dressing room, which is attached. I bought one but there was still another one there as of an hour ago. It was $30. No other similar animals, but they did have some nice looking white faux coral. – Nina

She even attached a photo:

tj maxx dressing room photo of resin ram head

Shopping spies are dangerous when they send ceramic-animal intel — these things are my kryptonite. Sometimes I can walk away, but this time I couldn’t. We arrived at TJ Maxx less than five hours later, just before they closed, and—miracle of miracles—the remaining ram was still there.

ram head found at tj maxx

It’s mine. All mine. I couldn’t be more thrilled. I know it’s a little odd, and I’m fine with that — I actually love odd. I ran out to the car grinning like I’d won the lottery (Clara was asleep so I dashed in while John stayed with her in the car). John knew I’d “secured” Señor Ram the moment I skipped back to the car.

As for the price, $30 felt like a steal compared to a nearly identical piece I found from a high-end retailer priced at $245. Here’s how Rammo looks on our extra-wide plank bedroom floors — at one angle he practically appears to be mounted on a cabin wall.

ram head on bedroom floor looking wall-mounted

On second thought, that angle still reads wall-like. How about this one?

ram head on bedroom floor alternate angle

Yes, that’s Burger stretching in the background. He padded out of bed, gave a slow stretch, then sauntered over to inspect the newest member of our faux-animal collection.

dog sniffing resin ram head

close-up of ram head with dog in background

ram head portrait

After a few investigative sniffs, Burger wandered off to check under Clara’s kitchen chair for scraps — a perfectly warm chihuahua welcome. I’m still deciding where Rammo, or “Ramsy,” will live. Is it strange that I want him over our bed? He’s not large enough to stand alone there, but he would look great grouped with a few other white ceramic animal heads for a curated display.

grouping inspiration of ceramic animal heads

I know my affection for a ceramic ram head may seem quirky to some, but it’s exactly my kind of fun. Sleeping under a faux ram head might not appeal to everyone, but for me it’s a joyful bit of decor oddness.

Update: By popular demand, here’s the photo of Burger stretching rotated 90 degrees so it looks like he’s doing a bit of zero-gravity yoga on the wall.

funny rotated photo of dog stretching

P.S. We announced this week’s giveaway winners — check the original post to see if you’re one of them.