Breaking Down The New Pad: a house log

It is Friday! Let us get mathy up in here. By now you know I am a card carrying facts & figures nerd (here is Exhibit A and Exhibit B) so when Sherry and I began to notice some unique stats about our new house my throat in short erupted with “LEMMEDOSOMEINFOGRAPHICSPLEEEEEASE.”

Whether she in fact was keen on the idea or was simply worried that disagreeing would turn me into some beastly werewolf-statistician, this post was born. We consistently end up loving random time capsule posts like this the most in hindsight (it is lively to look back at things we likely would have forgotten otherwise, like this, this, this, this, and this). So in the name of some headed-into-the-weekend lively (because, you guessed it, we are busy painting something) here are the infographicized facts about life in our new house:

What fact struck you the most? Was it Sherry’s creepy birds-under-glass problem? How do they breathe!?