A record of Kitchen Cabinet Knobs Are Eyeballs

Something about the knobs in our kitchen make us feel like we are being watched.

Perhaps you do not see it, but after staring at them for the last few weeks, they are starting to look a little something like this to us:

My go-to is the pirate.

But something’s certainly going to have to be done sooner or later. We feel like we are living in that crazy Geico commercial – only without the good fortune of a stack of money sitting nearby (with some techno music blaring in the background). Speaking of which, we highly recommend playing the Geico commercial below while looking at the picture above. It truly enhances the whole experience.

Now we cannot eat breakfast without singing “Somebody’s watching meeeeeeee.”