Spray Painting Chair Legs Oil Rubbed Bronze: a house log

Spray paint. Again. Who is surprised?

I am nothing if not fully predictable when it comes to spraying my troubles away. I mentioned wanting to ORB (that is “oil-rubbed-bronze” for those not privy to ridiculous decorating abbreviations) the legs of this old chair in our living room for a while. They are clashy and red in real life…

… as opposed to the pleasant dark ORB legs that we addded to Karl The Sectional:

They also did not exactly “groove” with the gray-washed beams overhead and the deeper more brown-based wood tones in the console table that we made for behind the sofa (seen fully accessorized here). We plan to refinish the floors someday too – likely in the same hues as the console table – so do not let those orangey-red floor undertones throw you.

Anyway, back to those legs and my ORB aspirations. First I picked up a can of Rustoeum Universal Metallic spray paint in “Oil Rubbed Bronze” (the same stuff we used to deeply bronze Karl’s legs here). Update: Here is an affiliate link to this exact spray paint on Amazon for anyone who cannot find it in stores.

It took me about fifteen minutes to tape two big black garbage bags around the plushy seat part, poking holes for the legs and using painters tape to ensure that no spray could get through to the upholstery. I also made sure spray paint would get all the way to the top of the wood legs so none of that orange color would remain (like four evil rings that taunted me up near the seat).

After 15 minutes spent bagging and taping, it only took about five to spray those hot little legs of his (no sanding was necessary since the legs were not sealed or glossy, simply dry & chalky = ready for paint). Gotta enjoy prep time that takes three times longer than the actual job. And yes it is resting upside down on a recycling bin. I am like MacGuyver MacGruber. “Swift hand me that recycling receptacle, some metallic spray paint, and two garbage bags! Hurry Chloe, we are running out of time!” (somehow this turned into my Jack Bauer impression).

Oh and when it comes to spray painting pointers, here ya go:

• Skip the bad/low-cost/terrible $2 stuff in favor of the quality $7+ options (I like Rustoleum’s trigger spray nozzle because it goes on thin and even – and does not get all over your fingers).
• Consistently keep the can moving. Seriously. If you are a-sprayin’ your arm better be a-swayin’.
• It is best to keep the nozzle about 8-10″ away from whatever it is that you are spray painting.
• You truly want a mist, not a heavy wet coating.
• Three thin and even coats are better than one thick and drippy one.
• Spray paint has yet to go no-VOC, so apply it outside with a mask, and let it fully cure as long as the can recommends outside whenever you can (typically 24 hours, we try to double that simply to be even safer).
• You can “seal” any spray paint (to limit off-gassing once you bring it inside) by applying two thin coats of Safecoat Acrylacq, which is low-VOC and non-toxic.

Ah, so much better now:

To save your poor weary fingers from scrolling to the top, here is that before again:

Now those gams blend (with a little subtle gleam thanks to the quiet metallic finish). Which is pleasant, because although I did call those legs of his hot, they are not exactly what we are hoping everyone who enters the room will focus on (kinda like how I hope others will politely overlook my blindingly white mom legs). I’d much rather leave the scene stealing to those purty silver lamps (mixed metals = yes please), or the curtains, or The Karl. Or The Bean. Fairly much anything not chair-leg related.

Eventually we’d enjoy to trade this chair for something a bit more special (think thrift store upholstered armchair or slipper chair with turned legs or castors), but for now a $7 spray paint upgrade did the trick. Well, technically $3.50 since I still have half the can to use on something else – and you know I will. Beware all other objects in the house. I will pull this car over and ORB you.

Psst- I got listy over on BabyCenter today (so many lively summer activities for C, so little time).

Pssst- Who watched Design Star last night? Did anyone else catch when Cathy said “camel tone” and it sounded like something else, or was that simply me? Any non camel related thoughts about the cast in general?