Top June Superlatives: Most Memorable Moments and Achievements

Note: This is a retroactive post I pieced together in December 2011 so I could create monthly recaps for the whole year—our first year in our new house. I’m a little type A. Here’s what we tackled in June, presented yearbook-style.

Most Improved: Finally painting our kitchen paneling

Painted kitchen paneling

Most Annoying: Priming the paneling, which took more than a few tries

Primed paneling

Most Destructive: Removing a few cabinets and patching the floor to prepare for the paneling makeover

Cabinets removed and floor patched

Most Goal Oriented: Announcing a nightly habit to clear the kitchen table of clutter (we’re still hit or miss)

Cleared kitchen table

Most Snow White-esque: Planting fast-growing evergreens and befriending a frog and a duck to add privacy to the side of the house

Evergreens and wildlife

Most Gifted: Commissioning a sketch of our first house as a Father’s Day gift and adding it to the hallway frame wall

Sketch of first house

Most Organized: Relocating and organizing the junk drawer

Organized junk drawer

Most Likely To Get Dirt Under Our Nails: Weeding, installing landscape fabric, planting, mulching, and moving a few signs at our overgrown mailbox

Mailbox landscaping

Most Edible: Building a small container garden for farmer’s market herbs using a galvanized tin and a drill

Container garden for herbs

Most Desperate: Making eight curtain panels for the living room by halving and hemming discontinued Ikea panels

Curtain panels

Biggest Hearth: Painting the fireplace to refresh the living space

Painted fireplace

Class Hothead: Removing an old wood stove that our toddler found dangerously fascinating

Removed wood stove

Most Circus-esque: Sharing a really weird elephant-related dream

Most Incoherent: Going thrifting in Georgia with Katie B and getting way too hyper, as usual

Most Colorful: Sewing dining room curtains from discounted, imperfect fabric

Colorful dining room curtains

Class Nomad: Moving a dresser and mirror into the guest room

Dresser and mirror in guest room

Most Superstitious: Crafting “lucky seven” art with painters tape and a scrap of wood

Lucky seven art

Most Likely To (Not) Succeed (On The First Try): Dyeing inexpensive slipcovers for the dining chairs—several attempts required

Dyed slipcovers